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Great Lines
Chapter 2
Really gorgeous women get hit on by so many by inept, drooling
bumblers who can't seem to talk in their presence, or guys with
huge egos, so eager to limit potential damage from a nasty put down,
that they don't get a chance. She'll likely find a slightly risqué,
but funny approach refreshing.
The single most important thing to remember when using a pick up
line is that the pick up should appear to be secondary thus removing
the confrontational aspect of the act ...if you can elicit laughter
then the defensiveness can be reduced if not dropped entirely. Here
are ten absolutely fail-proof pick up lines that you can use with
certainty on virtually all women, with my personal 100% guarantee
of effectiveness.
1) I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
NOW!
2) I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look
pretty good.
3) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
you.
4) Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
5) Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought
you knew.
6) You: Do you sleep on your stomach? Her: No. You: Can I?
7) You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands
and knees through broken beer bottles just to sniff the tire tracks
of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners.
8) Excuse me. May I buy you a car?
9) Your legs must be tired because you've been running through
my mind all day
10) Hi.
There you have it. Now nothing can stop you. In all truthfulness
though, not all of these lines will actually work on all women,
all of the time, in every particular circumstance. One of them however,
works approximately 80% of the time in getting a conversation started
with women. Can you guess which one it is?
PS. If you can't detect the dripping sarcasm in this article -
perhaps there is no hope for you at all. The message is as follows:
"DON'T USE LINES!!!!".
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